Device Overview

The Inflato-Ray consists of:

Operating Parameters

The Inflato-Ray operates on a 100% chance of success, 99.99% chance of catastrophic failure, and a 0.01% chance of creating a sentient being that will eventually overthrow its creators.

Technical Specifications

The Inflato-Ray's technical specifications are as follows:

			inflato_ray_version = 1.0
inflato_ray_frequency = 10000.0
inflato_ray_power = 100000.0
inflato_ray_safety = 0.01