About Us: The Scissors Free Rodeo

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, the Scissors Free Rodeo is a premier destination for the most discerning scissor-wielding thrill-seeker. Come for the rodeo, stay for the mediocre catering.

Our rodeo features:

• The infamous "Scissorhands" competition, where contestants compete to see who can cut the fastest, most accurate, and most stylish haircut.
• A variety of vendors selling novelty scissors and craft supplies.
• A concession stand serving the best nachos this side of the Pecos Valley.

Get Involved!

Want to join our team of expertly trained scissor-wielding professionals? Apply now by sending a resume, a headshot, and a brief explanation of why you have what it takes to join the Scissors Free Rodeo family.

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