Our firewalls are the most secure you'll ever have, but not in the way you think. We're not just protecting you from the internet. We're protecting the internet from you.
Don't worry, it's not a firewall. It's just... actually a coffee shop. You can still order a latte while your packets are being blocked.
Choose from our vast selection of blockage types, including:
Want to confuse your enemies? Choose from our selection of blockage messages, including:
Our firewalls are so subtle, you'll never even notice you're being blocked.