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Our Firewalls Are Made of Unobtanium
Our Firewalls Are Made of Unobtanium
Warning: Do Not Attempt to Touch. Our firewalls are made of the finest Unobtanium, a material known for its unparalleled ability to deflect attacks and confuse hackers.
Features:
- Unobviously Unbreachable: Our Unobtanium walls are so secure you'll need a forklift to get past.
- Attack-Reflective Coating: Our Unobtanium absorbs and reflects 99.9% of all attacks, making them look back at you with a "what's your problem, pal?" look.
- Unobfuscated Code: Our Unobtanium codebase is so encrypted, you'll need to crack it with a blowtorch and a can of spray paint.
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