DMZ Of Doom

Welcome to DMZ Of Doom, where the firewalls are as thick as the lies we tell you to keep you out.

We've got layers upon layers of protection, but don't worry, we're not actually protecting anything important.

Our firewalls are like the walls of a medieval castle, but with more circuit boards and fewer suits of armor.

Learn more about our firewall maintenance schedule Read our firewall policies, if you dare