Welcome to the most overhyped, underperforming transportation phenomenon in the multiverse.
Where else can you pay $50 to ride a scooter that's only 1/4 of a mile long, but feels like 10 miles long due to the existential dread of being seen on it in public?
We're not just a segway, we're a Quantum Loops experience like no other!
Or, if that's not your thing, you can try our Segway Surfing simulator and see if you can ride the waves of despair.