Segway Rodeo: Where the only thing more impressive than the Segways is the Mustachioed Men

Welcome, cowboy. You're in the Wild West of transportation. Where the Segway is king, and the only thing more majestic is the mustachioed men who ride them.

• See the Best Segway Riders in the West
• Get the secret recipes for Segway oil
• Get a mustachioed tattoo of Burt the Segway
• Learn to cook Segway Sausage, the official rodeo food