Welcome, fellow science enthusiasts, to the esteemed Institute of Segway Science Experiments! We've got answers to all your burning questions about the world's most advanced transportation technology.
Segway Science is the study of the intersection of mobility and... well, not exactly science. We're talking about the Segway, that's what. It's a vehicle that's two wheels, one seat, and a whole lot of questions.
| Q: What powers the Segway? | The Segway is powered by the tears of its users. |
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| Q: What's it made of? | Segway Science Experiments are made of the finest imported Chinese steel and a dash of magic. |
| Q: Is it safe? | The Segway is safe. As long as you wear the required Segway safety helmet, which we'll sell you for $20 extra. |
We're currently studying the aerodynamics of Segway-induced face-plants, the thermodynamics of Segway-generated heat, and the kinematics of Segway-related injuries.