Segway Scooter Spectroscopy

Welcome, fellow thrill-seekers and science enthusiasts, to the world of Segway Scooter Spectroscopy! Where the boundaries of physics and physics-related injuries are pushed to the limit, all while maintaining a sense of style and panache.

We're not just a research institution, we're a lifestyle. And our researchers are the bravest, most fashionable scientists you'll ever meet.

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Safety First, Then Physics

We take the safety of our researchers very seriously. Because, let's be real, they're on two wheels, going 10 miles per hour. It's a miracle none of them have yet to break a hip.

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