Segway Safety: Solutions for the Unstable

We're Not Kidding, You're Probably Going to Fall

Are you tired of walking? Do you want to experience the thrill of possibly face-planting into a crowd? Then Segway Safety is the answer to your prayers!

Solutions:

• Segway Helmets: Because Your Face Isn't Enough
• Segway Pads: Because Your Ass is a Liability
• Segway Scooters: For When You Really Need to Get There

(Please don't actually try this at home.)