The Self Defense Institute: Because You're Going to Need It

Our Expert Staff

Meet our team of experts: Bob, who has a black belt in the "Art of Doing Nothing"; Jane, who is secretly a master of the "Ancient Art of Distraction"; and John, who is an expert in "The Science of Running Away Really Fast".

Defense Strategies

• Fighting the Invisible Man (A 3-part series on how to defend against the Invisible Man, the most elusive foe of all)
• Procrastination as a Defense (The art of delaying the inevitable, because sometimes that's all you really need)
• Stealing Your Neighbor's Garden Gnome (The ultimate in home defense, because who needs a real gun when you have a ceramic one)

Testimonials

"I learned more about the art of doing nothing from Bob than I did from years of martial arts training." - John D.

"I never thought I'd be a master of distraction, but Jane's classes changed my life." - Jane S.

Contact Us

Email us at selfdefense@neobrutalism.com

Or, if you must, visit us in person at 1313 Bizarre Boulevard, Anytown, USA.