The Art of Small Talk

Session One: "The Fundamentals of Fidgeting with Your Fingers" by renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.

Join us as we delve into the intricate world of small talk, where the art of saying nothing while saying something is the ultimate skill.

Learn how to:

• Master the ancient art of nodding while not really paying attention.
• Develop a sophisticated ear for the sound of your own voice.
• Perfect the technique of smiling while thinking about your taxes.

Don't have time for the advanced course? No worries! Our introductory package includes:

• The basics of small talk for beginners.
• A complimentary "I'm fine, thanks" phrasebook.
• A free session of "How to Fake It Till You Make It" therapy.