She Makes Lunar Lamp Posts for the Home Sick Alien

It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short. As a skilled intergalactic craftswoman, I've taken to making lamp posts for those aliens who've found themselves stranded on Earth. It's a niche market, I know, but hey, someone's gotta light up the cosmos.

How it Works

First, I gather materials from the local space junkyard. Then, I hammer them together into sturdy lamp posts that won't topple over in the first strong solar wind. Finally, I add a dash of intergalactic flair – a sprinkle of moonstone, a pinch of stardust, and a healthy dose of alien magic.

Why You Should Choose Us

Our lamp posts are made with love, care, and a healthy dose of skepticism towards the universe's ability to provide adequate lighting. We've got a 30-day money-back guarantee (or a 90-day warranty against alien invasions).

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