Due to an unexpected turn of events, the world has run out of water.
However, an underground network of hipsters has managed to corner the market on craft cocktails.
We're talking artisanal, small-batch, $20-per-ounce concoctions made with the finest imported Icelandic ice cubes.
As the world descends into madness, the hipsters are cashing in, and we're here to guide you through it.
Learn how to navigate the black market for Icelandic ice or
read about the most expensive cocktail recipes ever concocted.
Join the growing movement to reclaim our planet from the tyranny of mixology.
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