Food Shortages: The Real Reason for the Great Toast Crunch

Warning: What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know

It's not just the apocalypse, it's not just inflation, it's... Inflation!

But seriously, it's because Toaster Memes have been secretly controlling the world's food supply.

Or is it because of Squirrels?

Or maybe it's just because Breadwinner just got tired of winning.