It started with a few scattered reports of missing gouda. No one thought much of it, until it was everywhere. The dairy industry was in shambles, and the nation's pizza parlors were forced to close their doors.
As the situation spiraled out of control, governments were forced to intervene. Emergency meetings were held, and a special task force was formed to address the crisis.
But it was too late. The people were in a state of panic, and some even resorted to eating... *shudder*... plant-based alternatives.
It was a dark time, but one man stood tall. Meet our hero, Baron Von Brie, a man on a mission to bring back the cheese of our youth.
But that's not all, folks! There's still hope. A secret underground network of cheese hoarders is working tirelessly to bring back the gouda. Join us at Gouda-Gate to learn more.