Reports are emerging of a severe shortage of spam in major metropolitan areas. Experts warn that this could have disastrous consequences for the global economy.
We're seeing a 300% increase in spam-related anxiety disorders, as consumers are forced to rely on low-quality, store-brand alternatives.
As the situation worsens, citizens are taking to the streets in protest, demanding an end to the shortage and a return to the good old days of cheap, processed spam.
But will their voices be heard? Only time will tell.