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Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently experiencing a severe shortage of:
- Procrastination Chips
- Hope
- Common Decency
- Coffee
We apologize for the inconvenience, but please note that our supplies are dwindling rapidly. We recommend stockpiling any remaining items you can find.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis. Or don't. We really don't care.
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