We're in the midst of a global toilet brush shortage. It's a real thing, folks.
People are hoarding toilet brushes, hiding them in their attics, their basements, and their secret underground bunkers.
Some say it's because of the impending doom of toilet paper scarcity, while others claim it's due to the rise of the 'Toilet Brush Liberation Front'.
Whatever the reason, one thing is clear: we need to get our hands on some toilet brushes, and fast!
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