Toilet Paper Rolls Shortage of '22
The year is '22 and it's a dark time for bumblers. Toilet paper has been scarce, and we're not just talking about the stuff you put in the loo.
We're not sure what's causing it, but theories include:
- Alien invasion
- Government cover-up
- Someone's mom just got really into crafting
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's a list of alternative wiping solutions:
- Pinecones
- Wet wipes for adults
- Old newspapers