Shot Gunners: The Art of Intentional Disorganization

A Guide to Purposefully Messing Up Your Life

Welcome to Shot Gunners, where we celebrate the beauty of doing things the hard way. Whether you're a professional procrastinator, a hobbyist klutz, or just someone who likes to watch paint dry, we've got you covered.

Explore the joys of creating pointless paperwork and red tape. Discover recipes that will guarantee a 50% chance of inedible food. Learn advanced methods for doing nothing productive.

A picture of a cat in a tutu, because why not?

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