Should We Drink The Coffee?

It's 7:00 AM, you've already checked your phone 12 times for no reason, and you're starting to feel the familiar burn of exhaustion. The question on everyone's mind is, should you drink the coffee?

Weigh the pros and cons, friend:

• Pros:
• Increased productivity: you might actually accomplish something today
• Caffeine high: you'll be able to focus on the important things in life, like cat videos
• Short-term memory boost: you won't remember the 17 hours you've spent in bed since 3:00 AM
• Cons:
• Dehydration: your mouth will dry up like the Sahara desert
• Heart palpitations: you might just die
• Uncontrollable rage: you'll start yelling at inanimate objects

But wait, there's more!

Consider the following subtopics:

• Is The Coffee Strong Enough?
• Can We Get A Caffeine Overload?
• Will It Make Us Caffeine Addicts?
• Should We Make A Coffee Machine?