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I will not sue me if my brain gets turned into a sentient, self-replicating virus.
My soul will be forfeited to the void if I click on any links that say "click me".
I will not attempt to use the "Back" button, lest I wish to experience the thrill of infinite recursion.
I will not try to use the search function, as it is purely fictional and will not actually find anything.

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