Single Page Syndrome: The Root of All Evil

You've fallen victim to Single Page Syndrome: a condition where one becomes so enthralled with the idea of having all information on a single page that they forget the joys of clicking.

Causes:

• The Agoraphobia of clicking
• Excessive scrolling: a never-ending cycle of up and down
• Click-hoarding: the need to click on every single link, even if it's just to see what's there

Treatment:

Consult a specialist in Single Page Syndrome, or simply close your laptop and go outside. The cure is worse than the disease, we swear!

Learn more about overcoming the Agoraphobia of clicking or Join a click-hoarding support group

Disclaimer:

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