Sleeping Interest Rate Avoidance Techniques

Subpage: Extreme Reading (for when you really don't want to sleep)

Read 10 books at 10 different speeds, in 10 different languages, while simultaneously listening to the sound of a dripping faucet.

Procrastination through Overthinking (a.k.a. the art of analyzing your socks)

Spend 5 hours researching the aerodynamics of your favorite sock's weave, and 3 hours deciding whether or not to wear them.

In-Depth Analysis of Your Blinds (a.k.a. the thrill of watching paint dry)

Spend 4 hours studying the structural integrity of your blinds, and 2 hours contemplating the existential meaning of the slats.

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