SLEEPY-TIME MACHINE ASSEMBLY GUIDE

Step 1: Gather Materials

Acquire the following items:

One time-traveling vortex
Three widgets (A-Brane, C-Brane, D-Brane)
One can of temporal grease

Step 2: Prepare the Workspace

Clear a 3x3 meter workspace of any clutter or distractions. Ensure the area is well-ventilated and free from chrono-synclastic infestations.

Time Vortex Safety Precautions Widget Assembly Instructions Temporal Grease Maintenance

CAUTION: Temporal Displacement Syndrome may occur during assembly. Prolonged exposure to chrono-synclastic stress can lead to:

Paradoxical spasms
Temporal lobe seizures
Somnambulistic tendencies

Proceed with assembly at your own risk!

Get your Assembly Certificate after completing the guide

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any temporal damage or sleep deprivation caused by this guide. Use at your own risk.