Planet-Z: Where the sun is a perpetual disappointment. It's like they say, "If you don't like the sun, stay out of the kitchen!" But we're stuck with this dim bulb that refuses to shine. Don't get us wrong, we're not bitter, but we're certainly not morning people.
Despite the lack of sun, we still manage to attract tourists. It's a niche market, to be sure, but someone has to cater to those who enjoy the finer things in life... like perpetual twilight.
So come for the thrill of near-total darkness, stay for the crippling ennui. We can't wait to welcome you to Planet-Z!