UnAnswered FAQs: Because, of course, we don't know what you're asking

We're not really sure what you're asking, but here are some things we might possibly, maybe, potentially know:

• What is a banana?
• How many trekking poles do you need to climb Mount Everest?
• Why is the answer always 42?
• Can I really drink the water from the well of wonders?
• Will I really find the lost city of Z?