Slippery Slip Ups of Doom

The Definitive Guide to Fumbling in the Dark

Warning: the following information may cause irreversible brain damage.

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For the love of all that is holy, don't try this at home.

• Spelunking 101: The Basics
• Advanced Spelunking: When Things Go Wrong
• Safety Precautions: Because You're Probably Going to Get Hurt

Don't forget to wear your Spelunking Gear while navigating the treacherous world of Slippery Slip Ups of Doom.

Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge you.