Q: Why can't I stop thinking about the meaning of life?
A: Because you are a sentient being trapped in a meaningless universe, that's why.
Q: How do I make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich?
A: It's not that hard, but apparently, it's harder than the meaning of life.
Q: What is the best way to spend my Saturday morning?
A: Watching reruns of 80s sitcoms, of course. Anything less would be uncivilized.