It's not just a chore, it's an existential crisis waiting to happen.
Is it because I'm secretly a robot trying to maintain a perfect grid of pixels on my lawn?
Or maybe it's because I'm trying to relive my glory days as a competitive lawn mower enthusiast?
No, it's probably just because the neighbors are judging me.
How To Make My Lawn Look Like A Bad Manga? Why Can't I Just Let My Lawn Grow Its Own Thing?