Why Do I Love Mowing My Lawn?

Why Do I Have To Mow My Lawn Every Sunday?

It's not just a chore, it's an existential crisis waiting to happen.

Is it because I'm secretly a robot trying to maintain a perfect grid of pixels on my lawn?

Or maybe it's because I'm trying to relive my glory days as a competitive lawn mower enthusiast?

No, it's probably just because the neighbors are judging me.

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