TOASTER ON FIRE: A FAQ

We're glad you asked. Here are some frequently asked questions about why your toaster is on fire:

1. Is it a colony of fire ants?
2. Have I turned into a blazing portal to another dimension?
3. Is my kitchen a time machine?

Or maybe it's just a simple case of SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!

Either way, we're here for you.

Need more help or just want to chat about your toaster? We're all ears... and fireproof.

Disclaimer: SloMoFaq is not responsible for any actual fires or property damage caused by your toaster.

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