Welcome to Slow-Mo Death, where the art of timing is everything. We'll guide you through the ancient art of dying with style.
Our prophets will teach you the secrets of slowing down your inevitable doom, so you can appreciate the beauty of life just a little bit longer.
Learn the ancient art of dying like a pro, with our expert guides and tutorials.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Death-Roulette feature, where you can spin the wheel of fate and see when you'll meet your maker.