Slow-Mo-Philosophy

Welcome to the School of Thought where time stands still. Our motto? "Time is a human construct, but also, honestly, really, really slow."

Our faculty includes:

• Professor Sisyphus (Specializing in the art of doing the bare minimum)
• Professor Schrödinger (The cat who's always on the verge of observing the present)
• Professor Einstein (The man who thought time was relative, but mostly just really busy)

Our courses:

• Time Traveling Tales
• The Paradox Parlor
• Time is a Flat Sheet of Graph