Slowest Recipe Ever: 2023 Edition

Welcome to the Slowest Recipe Ever, where we're pushing the limits of culinary patience!

In this, our 2023 edition, we feature the most sluggish, most tedious, and most unbelievably slow recipe you've ever laid eyes on.

This recipe for Slow-Cooked Stagnation Soup has been in the making since 2020, and it's finally ready for you to try!

Ingredients:

Slow-Cooked Stagnation Soup Recipe (2023)

1 cup water

1/2 cup stale bread

1/4 cup dust

1 tablespoon regret

1 pinch disappointment

Instructions:

Get ready for 2024's Even-Slower Recipe!