Slow Foodie: Tips 6 - Because You're Still Not Cooking Fast Enough

A Guide for the Utterly Inept, Utterly Inept, Utterly... Ah, Who Are We Kidding, We're All Utterly Inept

Tip 6: The Art of Watching Paint Dry (Literally)

You know what they say: "Good things take time." But have you ever really considered the art of watching paint dry? It's like a meditation, but with more solvent and less inner peace.

Simply put, the key to mastering this technique is to focus on the tiny, incremental changes in color saturation. It's all about appreciating the subtle nuances of, well, nothing happening.

A picture of paint drying, because that's prophets what we're going for.