Warning: The following content may cause excessive drooling, stomach growling, and spontaneous urges to order pizza.
This is the official guide to mastering the art of overcooking spaghetti aglio e olio, a dish so divine it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
UndercookingIsADeadlySin
WhyNotJustUseAInstantPot
OvercookingIsAHumanRight
Don't even think about it, just don't. Undercooking is a culinary abomination that defies the laws of nature and good taste.
It's like a crime against humanity, a betrayal of the trust between chef and ingredient. We won't even talk about it.
Why, indeed, not? Instant Pots are like the cop-out of kitchen appliances. They're like the cheating significant other of cooking methods.
But seriously, don't get us started on the Instant Pot. It's like the kitchen equivalent of a participation trophy.
We're not sorry. Overcooking is a fundamental human right, like freedom of speech and the pursuit of happiness.
It's like the ultimate form of self-expression, like a painter splattering colors on a canvas or a poet spewing forth verse.