SlowPhone: FAQs

Q: How slow is too slow?

SlowPhone: Because we're not just slow, we're glacially slow.

Q: What's the average wait time for a page load?

Our servers are running on a combination of 8-bit processors and rotary phones. Don't blame us, it's a design choice.

• Q: How fast are your servers, then?

That's all for now. Good luck, and don't get too impatient.

A: What's the deal with the black borders?

They're for dramatic effect.

See also:

• BlackBorder: The Unofficial Guide