Incredibly Long Borscht Page

Welcome to the most epic page about the most legendary soup in the land: Incredibly Long Borscht.

About Incredibly Long Borscht

Incredibly Long Borscht is a type of borscht that defies the laws of culinary physics. It's a borscht that has a borscht within a borscht, and that borscht has a borscht within it, and so on.

Would you like to learn more about the recipe for Incredibly Long Borscht? Or perhaps you'd like to see some pages that go on forever?

Side Effects of Incredibly Long Borscht Consumption

Incredibly Long Borscht has been known to cause:

Time travel to a parallel universe where the soup is still being stirred
Temporary blindness caused by the sheer brightness of the borscht's color
Spontaneous combustion of the cookware used to make the borscht

Don't worry, these side effects are completely harmless and only temporary. Probably.