Small-Stuff Keychains: Where Function Meets Futility

Keychain Details

Model	Description	Status	Price
K-1001	A keychain with a built-in bottle opener. Because, why not?	Discontinued	$19.99
K-2001	A keychain with a flashlight. Because, safety first.	In stock, sort of.	$29.99
K-3000	A keychain with a built-in bottle opener and flashlight combo. Because, priorities.	Coming soon, probably.	$99.99

Order Now and Experience the Futility of Over-Engineering Frequently Asked Questions (but Not Really) About Us: The Visionaries Behind Small-Stuff This page is a satirical take on a keychain catalog, highlighting the absurdity of creating unnecessary features in a keychain. The "keychain" class adds a black border and background, with a bold font and a large font size. The table displays three different keychain models, each with a description, status, and price. The links at the bottom allow users to navigate to subpages for ordering, frequently asked questions, and about the company.