Small-Stuff Keychains: Where Function Meets Futility

Keychain Details

Model Description Status Price
K-1001 A keychain with a built-in bottle opener. Because, why not? Discontinued $19.99
K-2001 A keychain with a flashlight. Because, safety first. In stock, sort of. $29.99
K-3000 A keychain with a built-in bottle opener and flashlight combo. Because, priorities. Coming soon, probably. $99.99
Order Now and Experience the Futility of Over-Engineering Frequently Asked Questions (but Not Really) About Us: The Visionaries Behind Small-Stuff This page is a satirical take on a keychain catalog, highlighting the absurdity of creating unnecessary features in a keychain. The "keychain" class adds a black border and background, with a bold font and a large font size. The table displays three different keychain models, each with a description, status, and price. The links at the bottom allow users to navigate to subpages for ordering, frequently asked questions, and about the company.