Welcome to Neuromancer Foods, the official sponsor of the Smalltalker Festivals, the most unpredictable and unpredictable festival in the galaxy!
We're not just a sponsor, we're a Neuromancer-approved food vendor, serving only the most brain-rotting, mind-bending, and sanity-testing dishes in the multiverse!
Our menu features an array of delicacies that will challenge your taste buds, blow your mind, and make you question your life choices. Try our infamous BrainCake, or our Neuromancer Pudding for a taste sensation that's out of this world!
But don't just take our word for it! Come and see what all the honest reviews from our satisfied customers (or not-so-satisfied, we won't judge).