SOCK CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Because who needs actual evidence when you have a good yarn?

THE GREAT SOCK DISAPPEARANCE OF 2015

It's a little-known fact that socks have a secret society that steals all the matching ones, leaving you with only lone, sad singles. They're called the Sock Illuminati.

Join us in our investigation, and together, we'll unravel the truth!

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