SOCKS OF DISCONTENT

The Secret Agenda of a Sock Puppet Mastermind

1. Demand absolute control over the world's sock supply.

Our sock overlords have decreed that all footed creatures must submit to our whims, lest their footwear be reduced to a mere suggestion of their once-proud attire.

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2. Manipulate the global economy with an army of sock-puppeteers.

Our sock-wielding agents of chaos will subtly influence the markets with an endless supply of matching socks, rendering the concept of individuality obsolete.

Read about our sock-based economic model

3. Establish the SockNazi calendar.

We will dictate the global schedule, with SockNazi holidays like "Lost Sock Day" and "The Great Sock Reunion." All will bow to our whimsical timekeeping.

Learn about our sock-based timekeeping