Caffeine-fueled mania: You feel like you're running on a treadmill, but it's actually just your brain.
Bizarre dreams: You're convinced that last night you were a chicken riding a unicorn through a sea of nachos.
Uncontrollable twitching: You're secretly a robot, but the warranty expired.
Hyper-vision: Colors are brighter, sounds are louder, and your senses are on high alert, but only because your sodium levels are through the roof.
Excessive sweating: You're not actually hot, you're just overheating your brain.
Agitation and anxiety: You're not actually anxious, you just really, really need a cookie.