Random Nonsense Solutions

For the existential crisis of a sentient toaster:

Simply fill it with existential dread, and it will toast to the meaninglessness of life.

Or, you know, just use it for actual toasting.

Learn more about toaster existentialism

For the problem of the infinite loop of cat videos on your social media feed:

Install a firewall of solitude around your browser.

Or, you know, just close the browser.

Read about the feline algorithm

For the mystery of the missing socks: