Ultra-Violent Sunscreen - SPF 100

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Our sunscreen is so strong, it'll make you glow like a radioactive sign post.

Key Features:

• We've added more UV protection than you can handle.
• Our sunscreen will make you shine brighter than a supernova.
• You'll be the envy of every sun-worshiping hipster.

Side Effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion, but only on a sunny day.
• Side effects may include: excessive sweating, increased risk of sunburn, and a faint glow in the dark.
• Not recommended for vampires, werewolves, or other creatures of the night.

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Extreme Tanning Options, where you can choose from a range of sun-scorching packages.

Or, if you're just looking for some good ol' fashioned sun protection, try our Regular SPF 100 sunscreen, for a more... tame experience.