Extreme Tanning Team - Frequently Asked Questions

We are the EXTREMELY experienced tanning team. We've spent years perfecting the art of making you look like you've just stepped off the beach, even if you're actually from the Midwest.

How long will it take for me to look like a human lobster?

Will it hurt? (Spoiler: No.)

Will I still smell like a beach bum?

Can you guarantee measurements?

Will I have to wear sunscreen to the beach now?