Regular Tanning

Tan to Perfection

Get ready to glow like a freshly baked biscuit. Here's your regular tanning schedule:

1. 8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and remember that you're a human-shaped lobster.
2. 9:00 AM - Apply generous amount of sunscreen, because you're not a vampire.
3. 12:00 PM - Take a 30-minute power nap to recover from the morning's tanning efforts.
4. 1:00 PM - Eat lunch, but not too much, or you'll lose your tan.
5. 3:00 PM - Take a 10-minute break to admire your reflection in a nearby body of water.