Tip 3: The Art of Folding in Zero Gravity

When ironing in space, you have to think outside the box (or in this case, the ironing board). Literally.

In zero gravity, the traditional folding techniques just won't cut it (see what I did there?). You need to adapt, to evolve, to transcend the limitations of terrestrial fabric management.

Here are some tips for folding in zero gravity:

• Folding is not a linear process. It's a three-dimensional exercise in chaos theory.
• The ironing board is a trampoline in disguise. Just go with it.
• Don't worry about wrinkles. In space, they just get lost in the vast expanse of the cosmos.
• Consider enlisting the help of a trained astrophysicist for those pesky pleats.