Are you tired of paying rent to the evil alien overlords? Do you dream of claiming a planet as your own? Look no further than the Space Squatters Union!
Our expert team of squatters will guide you through the process of finding and occupying your dream planet. From Mars to Neptune, we've got you covered.
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